The lyrics

I feel so tired - I feel awake

I feel so happy - that I am sad

Sunshine in the middle of the night

I'm dishing up dinner - for my breakfast

I'm drinking beer - it's a lovely cup of tea

The cat needs feeding - so I'll feed the dog

I'm running so fast - that I am walking

I fancy a banana - so I'll peel an orange

The phone rings - so I'll talk to the TV

I take three sugars - and the salt taste great

I have got to feel in a form - so I'll put it in the bin

I have got to put the rubbish out now - so I'll bring it in

It's so silent - it's so loud

I've got to defrost the freezer - So I will turn the cooker on

there's a draft coming in through the door - so I'll open it some more

I've got to brush my hair - I'm goanna brush my teeth

I need to go to bed - so I am going to get up

It's some bodies wedding - so I must buy a birthday card

I have got loads of money - but I am skint

I've got a brother - and he makes a nice sister

I won the lottery - but my numbers didn't came in

I an so good I don't smoke - so I am going to roll myself a rollup

I am seeing my friend John today - so I'll be seeing Cathy

My toes nails need cutting - I must go to the barbers

I look in the mirror - but the wall is blank

I have got to get on a train today - the bus ride was great

I have got to milk the cow today - but the elephant was to big

I need a plumber - so I must ring the electrician up

Someone's knocking at my door - so I'll shut it

I am always late - when I am early

And don't you think - life can be trippy

And don't you think - life can be trippy

And don't you think - life can be trippy

And don't you think - life can be trippy